Ted Fox writes funny things, except for this bio, which is mildly amusing at best. His second novel, Date Week, is out now, and his first, Schooled, is currently in development for film/TV. He is also the author of the joke book You Know Who’s Awesome? (Not You).

Ted lives in the Midwest with his wife, their two kids, and a dog who has yet to find something she won’t try to eat. He once solved The New York Times crossword puzzle 127* days in a row (not a joke), and he is the recipient of a prestigious “No. 1 Dad” keychain.

*The bio in my books says 46 days in a row, but I went on a real run in the first half of 2024. The fact that I’m making a point of telling you any of this probably tells you way more than you need to know about my personality. And also that I wrote my own bio in the third person.